Half Mandrill, Half Mandela

The True Danger of Fifty Shades of Grey

So there’s an erotic novel out that’s making many people upset and selling like gangbusters. But while everyone else is freaking out over possible BDSM-themes, fanfic-derived writing, emotional implausibility, or general ickiness; only one man, who hasn’t read the book, zeroes in on what’s really harmful about this novel: the propagation of ugly menswear.