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How to dress like Jay-Z for Halloween when you're white

noraleah:

christopherlindstrom:

1. Wear a Yankees hat or a fancy ass suit
2. Don’t do anything else.  Don’t do a single thing else.  People will think that you’re lazy but you won’t go to hell and you won’t set the universe back a bajillion years.

The people who think it’s cool to wear blackface at Halloween parties probably don’t read my blog because THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO so this quick guide is useless but ughhhhhh, I hate it so much.  Halloween is like Groundhog’s Day; if I see a drunk dude in blackface, I stay in my room for the rest of the winter.

Yup. Yup yup.

I once dressed as Flava Flav for Halloween (pre-reality shows). Big clock, funny hat. Done. That was all that was necessary.

Years later, (post-reality shows) I was at a Halloween party where a white girl dressed as Flava Flav and painted her skin. Ugh.

(Source: christopherlindstrom)