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Aug 24

I bet you wish you didn’t know there was a movie that starred John Wayne as GENGHIS KHAN? But it’s too late, I’ve poisoned you

Oh my, The Conqueror. Shockingly, even the hilarity of John Wayne as Genghis Khan gets old and the thing stops being funny enough to coast.

Also, this movie gave almost everyone who worked on it cancer.

Reblogged 9 months ago from beatonna

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film, the conqueror, john wayne, howard hughes, genghis khan, dick powell, movies, history,

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I have seen this film. Many years ago. There still remains few things funnier and more ludicrous than hearing “Genghis...
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Will our movies look this terrible in fifty years? Will our grandchildren laugh at how unsophisticated and racist we...
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On the contrary, I am elated!
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really hope this is what the Crash Course MONGOLS ARE THE EXCEPTION footage is from.
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I have seen this movie, and it is so apocalyptically bad that even the presence of (I think) five friends and copious...
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